Please accident responsibly.

Safety is not a concern.

Please fall down gently.

Protesting isn’t advisable, either.

We don’t want to give a fence.

I’m having second thought about the stairs, as well.

Makes train travel a bit difficult.

At the very least, get a room first.

Nothing more annoying than those tourists installing railings everywhere

How about tarring and feathering too?

But! Isn’t derailing dangerous too.

It is prohibited to stand, sit, or have sex, on the railing.

Whether it is nobler in the mind,
to rail against outrageous fate,
Or to take up arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing derail them.

But! BUT! My bike has a deraileur too.

I can’t see what is wrong with having sex on the railing. I made love to my lady on the bonnet of my car once. That was far more dangerous, because I didn’t put the handbrake on. We travelled 100 yards down the football field, for a try, and she got pregnant as well.

Ranting, however, strongly advised!

Ah, the fiendish Rai Ling – prohibited from many council areas.