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The cook is a cereal killer.
No Wokee no workee!
That great breakfast cereal; PROSTITOOTIES.
They don’t crap snackle and poop.
They just lie there and bang.
Gluten or paste?
Buffet choices are always so hard.
Very sticky
Causes Sealyac Disease.
Which means you die, if you eat Seal blubber.
Wheat is the grain,
Which produces gluten,
Wheat flour in wedding cake.,
Will stop your wife ruten
Nice bit of alliteration there.
Even if I do say so myself.
Also available: 100% lactose smoothie, and Ara h 1 + Ara h 3 cookies. Delicious!
Can’t beat the deep fried fat!