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2 of those make a fool century.
What’s a sharf
At least its not a barf
That’s something to cerebrate.
Good thing it’s not the bison-tennial.
Two harves make a whore.
…. if it’s you’re 50th wedding anniversary be expecting some Gord.
That is what the Seal said.
Man to seal. “Do you want a whole one or half?”
Seal. “Harf. harf!”
Two harfs of a whore, does not make a hole.
So!. Diamonds are a gurrs best flend.
Q. If it takes you twenty minutes to dig a hole; how long does it take you to dig harf a hole?
A. There is no such thing, as harf a hole.
Hmmm. That may be so. However, I once knew a lass who had a
hole and a harf.
Pelvic-floor exercises anyome?