I don’t like this elevator at all…

So, to make the water flow, it doesn’t push the button?

Could be a problem for the number twos

So it works if you push it or it doesn’t.

When the condition is bad, it doesn’t help to get pushy.

My condition is worsening. This sign has given me a headache.

If pushing doesn’t work, try pulling it.

Worsens if you do, worsens if you don’t push

“Well. F me!” He cried. More in hope than anger

This Bidet operates at 2,000psi.

@Marum: 2000psi? To borrow an expression from the Poms: “Straight up?”

@DnT….Cures pregnancy.

Just the thing, if your La Filipina has caught the “EGYPTIAN FLU.”

(Egyptian Flu = soon to be a mummy)

Seen on the set of The Shining?

Please push another button, not this one ! if condition worsens push 911.