Yeah. There’s not enough

Cones with ecoli

Is it a 5 minute problem or the full half hour.

The discriminatory term before the adoption of “Lactose intolerance”.

You KNOW I’m lactose intolerant.

…just go with the Labneh already.

“It’s a bit runny, sir”

Cheese problem? No whey!

Sorry, we’re all out of Spam problem.

Problem? I ordered the cheese ARGUMENT!

Oh, sorry — my mistake. I wanted the CHESS problem.

The problem here is that the words for ‘problem’ and ‘mix’ look similar. It’s a ‘cheese mix’. Which can lead to problems.

Kraft we have a problem.

I’ll have the cheese bored thanks.

I see that’ it is thyme for some Labneh.

It’s all fun and games, until a cheese explodes.

@Marum: They have the cheese bored. It’s Swiss.

‘Scuse me — “Labneh” is “henbal” backwards, so this’s th’ ttanslation for an egg, huh?

[checks server’s squint, silently goes back to reading menu]