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The suspect is described as; 3 foot tall, grey, slippery, and very well armed.
This place is for suckers.
The best hug you will have, for the rest of your life.
It is also ia, a very cute little sucker.
There’s something fishy going on here.
There is no Octopus.
Anyone who says there is an Octopus, is a liar.
If there was an Octopus, we would throw old shoes at it.
I tell you the truth….Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Humans, not.
The squids aren’t happy
They’re all arms
Little Octavio’s parents always taught him to be polite
and to say thank-you when being served.
You know you’ve made it to Human Resources
after entering the World of Ink superstore.
Any octopus? Two octopuses may look similar but they’re not eye-tentacle.
“After all, it IS his Garden.” – Ringo
Also greeted very well at his apartment in The Cephalopoda Arms.
Sure – he really knows how to juggle customers’ orders!
Octopus is welcome, but Squid can go home for all I care.
@DnT….Octopi = equivalent to 3 and 1/7 servings.
..but I am the Walrus! Koo-koo-Katchoo, on you, Octopoo!
… but the best rooms are already octopied.
And when the Octopus arrived, and was welcomed, he doth proclaimed, “Enough with the pleasantries, let’s get Kraken!”.
OK, but can my therapy-pet handle the merchandise along with me, too?
Just to be serious for a moment. There is a credit card in China called Octopus. But I’m not sure why they made the sign so prominent. And it does make sense, after all, credit companies have a part of everything, may as well be an 8 tentacled creature.
Site administrator: I got a security warning screen for this site, it says your certificate just expired.
Can the same be said of one Squiddly Diddly?
Residents of Octopus Arms get discount!