This is how corn gets you…

If you think you’d like to pork a bbq, I got a hot tip for ya!

Corny friends may be “special”, but they’re not that deep.

Taste like scratchings?

What did the dog do to be deep fried.

#489 was the King’s favourite.

One could say:

It was; The Royal order of The Pork Stalk.

(0281) 特别害怕朋友的阴茎 Deep friend penis special quail ¥69

@Boris. Don’t be afraid. Just take a deep breath and try to relax. 🙁

At first the menu was seeming,
Mediterranean.
Later, what critters where teeming,
subterranean?

@Marum. Are you making an innuendo behind my proctologist?

@ Boris: At whose endo?

I hope that’s not lung of radder.

“Innuendo” is an old Italiano insult.

C’mon, Honey – let’s turn up the heat and do it BBQ style!

Looking for some deep friend special corn?

Don’t forget to try it with the “local special eggplant,” as the locals say.

[taps side of nose]

… if you know what I mean.

TV news teaser: Vegan protesters run amok at Meat Fest – tonight at eleven!

[expressing faux outrage to wait staff member] What?! No oyster penis bread tonight?!

So, they buy their food supplies at CornWholed Foods?

Sorry, we’re out of the Lock, Stock, and Barrel Special today.
How about some Lung, Tongue, and Well-Hung instead?

All out of Special Friend Sea Eel Penis again?! What sort of place is this?!