Shart will do in a pinch…

Yours maybe, Not mine.

Maybe you should put your feet further apart, when you squat down.

You may have a sinar$e problem.

Slip-ons, and now we KNOW what you slipped on! Ew!

I’m not a big fan of bathroom odours. That’s in the ceiling.

Flip-flops or plip-plops?

You know you’re walking in it.

We I guess they’re biodegradable

I may not kinkshame, but I’ll still “ewwwwwwwww!”

I knew they were recycled.
I just didn’t know from what!?

The smell of shat in the morning.

My slippers know all my secrets.

Actually, I prefer Nimoy.

Petroleum-based dinosaur flip-flops, made from prehistoric dinosaur-droppings.

Houston, we’ve come full circle.

@EM….Speaking of recycling. I hear the medals at The Tokyo Olympics, are made out of recycled mobile phones.
Then I guess, vacuum plated with the various coatings required.

Maybe my favorite Engrish of all time.

JurASSic Flops
Funk-Flops

We now know why the Dinosaurs went ex-stinked.

No.

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet…Like shat-upon feet!”

For best luck, wish on one hand and please to shart in other….