Yeah, I’ll just take a soda…

Not if I take the slice of “handy” pizza with the trigger finger on it! Hah!

So its the gun in the pocket, not pleased to see you.

So its the pizza or the gun

“Come and see the violence inherent in the system!”

But I already had my two shots!

Meet Buono, the Mafia´s hitman.

Hmmm … pizza or life? Difficult choice.

When you’re just dying for that double-cheese, pepperoni & mushrooms!

You’ll burn for this!

Tasting lead after mozzarella & tomatoes is pure heaven.

Stop, or my pizza will shoot.

Home of the pizza shooters!™

Notice: Buono must wash handy after tasty you.

Tagline: Once you have our Killer Pizza, you can never go back.

If that’s not enough, we get “Tiny Frieda” and “Little Joey” to sit on you.

“Leave the gun. Take the pizza.”

Sponsors of the annual Victor Buono lookalike contest!

I’d sooner expect this from Little Caesar.

Something tells me this is not a good business model.

Another bizarre fad: photobooth pizza… both served from the same slot, behind the little black curtain.

You see that pepperoni, sausage, and ground beef? Those animals ate handy pizza.

HAIL PIZZA!

We who are about to die, salute you.

Buono’s gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse!

Rest In Pepperoni, dear Customer. That’ll be $8.99 first though.

I make you an offer you can’t refuse: hand tossed pizza or your hands tossed on the pizza.

After the Pizza, we send you to the “Soup Maker”.

He will dissolve any relationship we may have had.

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Buono, the least friendly member of U2.

Death by Chocolate, Death by Pizza – decisions, decisions…

Cheese it – the cops!

This condition from ‘Buono’ only applies
if you put pineapple on your pizza.

Pizza so good you have to bite the bullet for it.

Get me my attorney! I’m filing a lawshoot!