What a delicious stench!

With shelled peanuts mmmmm

Does it come in a t-shirt

Incoming!

To order fragrant bowel, please pull chef’s finger.

Pig row? So they use every part of the animal, including the squeal.

When your s**t really *doesn’t* stink.

Q. What’re those explosions?

A. The Chef is shelling the peanuts.

Squeeze the vegetables. Even our politicians need a hug.

It’s the list of secret attacks Mr. Miyagi taught Daniel … just in case sweep & crane didn’t work.

Usually Fragrant Bowel is optimal as the last course though.
(Best served somewhere in the corridor or bathroom.)

Ode to a menu for five senses.

First handle a vine,
view poultry’s behind.
Hear a swine whine,
inhale stench divine.
Blasted nut – so fine!

Pig row must be the buffet option.

It, “Squeezes the vegetables”, says celebrity chef Buffalo Dill.

Where DO they come up with these gang nicknames?

After those first four courses, I woulda thought shelled commode would have been the blue-plate / blue-ribbon finish.

What? No fruit compost… uh, compote?

I’ll have assaulted peanut thanks,

Hey, man, knowing how some Chinese cultures use “every part”, I don’t know if this is a misprint!

Haggis Ahoy!