That’s my favorite cut…

A His and Hers store.

That’s how porking is usually done.

The meat may be tainted.

A porking palace

The pig at the bottom is a dead giveaway

The left side of the sign need a picture of a beaver.

To the Engrish webmaster: I think something is wrong with your CSS on the main page. Part of the images of previous Engrish is cut off. Looks like they are being scaled by vertical size and then cropped.

The startling answer to “Oink Oink?”

A meat market for members only.

Went by there last week to prick up a package.
A private part of me had an issue on
the owner because he was so crotchety.

If a wild boar got his tusks anywhere near that area.

One would say. “Tsk! Tsk!

I got me a pig, the pig suits me,
I tied my pig by yonder tree,
And the pig said “Fiddle I dee.”
Fiddle I dee, fiddle I dee,
And the pig said “Fiddle I dee.”

I got me a cat, the cat suits me,
I tied my cat by yonder tree,
The cat says “Yoowwrr, yoowwrr”
And the pig says “Fiddle I dee,”

A Pig is an unique animal.

You have to kill it, before you can cure it,

A martial arts academy in the tradition of the knights who say Knee! Knee!

Welcome to the soft underbelly of the tendergroin district.

Wasn’t groin groin the butt of many Porky’s jokes?

Tired-tired? Head your butt to groin groin chop-chop!™

@Boris: “Members only”. Nice one!

Actually, I think they sell to the general pubic.

I’m pretty sure “groin-groin” is French for “oink-oink”. Not so strange; spoken with a French accent, it would sound a lot like “grunt-grunt”.

Anybody know how the Japanese say it?

@Droll not Troll Oink in Japanese is ブーブー (buu buu) which is nowhere close to “groin groin”. However, perhaps it’s a French-themed shop? The pig drinking wine or champagne in the bottom right corner could support that idea…