Join the clud!

To B or not to B…. you know the rest.

Signwriter – you total clob!

Full of clots

Taste like hmm

The patrons call themselves…Cluddites.

Clud I have a cappuccino please?

A subsidiary of Starducks.

It’s Coffee Cold

ergo: Diced Coffee.

In the house in Coffee Clod, C’affein lies waiting.

Waitresss: You fer coffee?

Customer: No, no! I rike it here!

Actually, that happened years ago, at the Mandarin Restaurant in Brissie. We’d had a large function. When the meal was over, the little Chinese girl came round with a pot of coffee.

When she asked me. “You fer coffee?” I replied. “No! I like it here. Haw haw haw.”

My wife got up, and went and sat at the other end of the table.”

Dirty bean water so nice, you’ll feel like you’re on Clud 9!

You like Civet poop with that?

Do not try this at home. Your moggie may resent being fed whole Coffee Beans.

It’s Engrish: It should be; COFFEE CRUD.

“I had some dreams they were cluds in my coffee, cluds in my coffee…”

When they clean the machine – it’s the thing they find in the drain filter.

Coffee clud hot, coffee clud cold.
Coffee clud in the cup, nine days old;
Some like it hot, some like it not,
Some dread it in the cup, all things told.

@Sharon “You’re so vain, you probably think this sign is about you”.

Watch out for CHUDs.

A subsidiary of Hair Clud for Meb.

Love to chew my meaty, beefy coffee – all bay long. ™

Well, that was cludzy.

Who’s the leader of the clud,
That’s mud for you and me,
M-u-c-k-e-y—-M (double o) s-e.

Starbucks get the bugman, coffee clud gets the chud.