Ikuko gets around…

So it has something built in.

Not suitable for the unlovely

Ikuko was working the night shirt shift.

White knightie takes black queenie. Check matey.

I always wonder why women spend so much money on things, which men are only interested in getting them out of as expeditiously as possible

I see the Engrish. It should be IKOK U

A subtle pitch from the Madam of the house.
M A D A M

Are you stalking me?! And keep your voice down.

There are nearly enough French letters for a grand night.

IKUKO is a chad.

Knights in White Nighties say “Ni”!

~ Moody Python / Monty Blues

Ikukold – we hope you satisfied you!™

However, you may discover the inverse is not entirely true – we all don’t hate the black nightie made for other women. YMMV

I thought the Black Nightie, was The Black night, after the sex change operation.

Satisfied  in white nightie, never reaching the end
French letters I’ve punctured, never meaning to mend…

I’ll Go Now. 🙂 

EDIT: Black Knight. (inexplicable typo)

Women in white nightie, sparing no expense
Engrish I’ve written, it doesn’t make sense
IKUKO you must have missed, ’cause you look like a whore
Just what the Japanese was, I can’t say anymore

‘Cause IKUKO
Yes, IKUKO
Oh, IKUKO

@Droll not Troll “Go Now” — that was a very tasteful pun, congrats!

@James: Thanks. I really like your take on “Nights in White Satin”.
It was Earthbound Misfit’s comment that got me started on it.

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