But it is a pet REALLY

Doggy style.

Comes as a sausage.

You misspelled Wally. Good name for a dog, though.

Srsly, I knew someone who wrote Wholly, thinking that was how you spell Wally.

Fanciest doggie-bag I’ve ever seen.

Not a sausage!

That’s a whole lot of friends!

It behaves naughtily PARTIALLY.

Is it merchandising for a new
retro analog video game Pet Invaders?

Speak “Wholly” and enter, dog friend.
<shoves wiener dog in bag>

Need this bag ’cause my friend’s got a wholly in his pocket.

Trophy from the hot dog eating contest: 70 friendly wieners down and counting…

A friend in need is wholly indeed.

New from the folks who brought you WHOLLY MACKEREL™ socks and underwear!

Can see the infomercial from here: Yes, dear friends – every WHOLLY FRIEND™ poop-scooper needs its own high-fashion travel bag these days!…

Wholly Mother of Dog!

It’s not one of those fake friends who’s only partly your friend. This is a whole burger, the real shaboodle.

Wholly wholly wholly is the friend almighty.

Keep your friends close and your dogs closer… to the ground.

@James: Shaboodle? That’s a new one on me! I immediately thought: shar pei/boxer/poodle. (I’d like to see that!)

Then I googled shaboodle.