Yeah, pull on that lever…

Does it crow at sunrise

Its a little clucky

…but watch where you’re pointing it!

If it doesn’t fire, try a bit more choke. 😉

So the cock is hot

Also known as Burn Rooster from Mega Man X8.

What the Doctor diagnosed after my trip to Bangkok.

If you fire a cock, it gets the sack.

“Waiter? I’ll need a side of cucumber yoghurt with this dish.”

Newest sidekick to animal rights superhero Captain Critter!

“That’s what my Frank calls his willy.”
“Really? Bill calls his Confidence.”
“Why? Because he can allows get it up?”
“No. Because he likes instilling it in me.”

This is a High Pressure Cock

As different to

A Low Pressure Cock.

Penicillin will help with that.

“Nothing worse than being laid off, lounging around, waiting for new opportunities.”

-Richard Broke II, from his book, A Brain Freeze Ain’t the Worst That Could Happen

Smokey Bear & Fire Cock – this fall, only on the Cartoon Network!

Rooster Cogburn’s nickname, from his randy Seize Her! salad days?

The world’s most painful torpedo.

Sounds like a fantasy critter.

Is the Fire Cock wooden?

@algernon….It would be, if it got into the firebox.