We saved by hiring children designers…
After a few days, infinite pleasure ain’t that great…
Photo courtesy of Jeremy Cooley.
Toy made in China.
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So that’s what the parents of designer children are trying for – super heroes!
Beware of men in strange costumes who have designs on your children.
Does it vibrate?
Not for arachnophobes
Infinite Pleasure?
If my euphoria wears off after 70 years, can I return it?
Syntax-Man’s super powers include:
the ability to make punctuation vanish, permanently invoke Caps Lock & create fonts in at least two colours!
OK, but how much for the adult-designed Infinite Pleasure?
Well, SOMETHING is tingling.
To infinite pleasure and beyond!™
– Upcoming logo for the Chinese-counterfeit “Buzz Lightyear” ribbed condoms
didn’t need those 72 virgins after all
My euphoria has worn off after 70 or so years.
I don’t want to return it, I just want it refurbished.
Children: fun role playing mask
Adult: cunnilingus