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posted on 17 Jun 2021 in Signs
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Has he ever won a Gold Disc, or a 日本歌謡大賞, Nihon Kayō Taishō
*tosses a coin to distract the guards*
Didn’t think 47 needed the publicly.
John Wick shops here.
They left a “p” off the end of the sign.
Ask about their rates. They have some killer deals.
For when the weight of your mortality weighs you down.
@DnT….It would be a very tall dog, to put pee on that sign
So “Hitmen” then, right?
Blackjack dealers train here free! (Must supply own blackjack.)
As short, declarative sentences go, looks like that “C” shoulda been a “G”.
(And that missing capital “S”? Maybe it only appears at night? Sheeeeeeeeet, bro’!)
The gingle
If there’s that face, that you can’t brace.
Then use our base, use our space,
and your problem, in our grace
… will be sent to a better place.
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Only accepts payment via briefcase.
Payment Plan? Uh-uh! 50% down, 50% when job’s done!