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Just I want your here.
Kids these days…
What happened to sugar and spice?
Photo courtesy of Groppler Zorn.
Hello Kitty sandals found in China.
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Princess of the road.
It’s a new thong* with old lyrics.
*What Aussies call a flip-flop, but the pun doesn’t work with flip-flop.
Old soul, young heart .. disease.
No ifs, no butts.
Stogies are not for pussies!
I ride a bike and I smoke.
If you can read this, give me back my sandal!
…and could you spare a smoke?
Size 38! What is this madness?
After a promising start, Kitty White’s career has spiraled.
Merchandising blunders, pyramid schemes & substance abuse…
she now roams the streets using her means to feed her addictions.
Second childhood? Hello Stogie!
“Allow me to introduce myself – I’m a girl of pink and means…”
~ Sympathy for the Sandal, The Rolling Stogies
I smoke old stogies. I have corns on my feet that barely fit into size 38 Chinese flip flops. I am a British woman.
She’s queen of the streets.
Y’know, I really don’t think we have a lot to fear from these guys…