Just don’t…
posted on 23 Jun 2021 in Signs
Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan.
(52 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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Man stuck on dog
The dog faces to the right and feces to the left, apparently.
No sexy dog.
They want a chain, or they don’t want a chain? The picture could just as well mean “No bestiality”.
Don’t feces when urine a public place.
Doggy style?
They have No theatre with dogs now?
I forgot the chain in my smithy … straitjacket okay?
And sorry – Spot did feces – but I obey sign and put back in.
Succinct instructions from the HMS Euthanasia.
<Once chain is attached to desired recipient(s), heave anchor gently overboard.
Do this with care to avoid your friend’s (or your’s) bowel evacuation.>
I think they may have attached the chain to the wrong end.
No for ass on grass!
Yes for excrete on concrete!
Don’t feces? No sh*t.
I call my dog “Handyman”.
Because he does little jobs all over the place.
They have been reading the graffiti on toilet walls: “All feces over 10 pounds must be lowered by chain.”
My dog ate all my bicycle pedal ball bearings.
Last time he had a crap, he machine-gunned the cat.
Why is the の in English???