Just don’t…

Man stuck on dog

The dog faces to the right and feces to the left, apparently.

No sexy dog.

They want a chain, or they don’t want a chain? The picture could just as well mean “No bestiality”.

Don’t feces when urine a public place.

Doggy style?

They have No theatre with dogs now?

I forgot the chain in my smithy … straitjacket okay?
And sorry – Spot did feces – but I obey sign and put back in.

Succinct instructions from the HMS Euthanasia.
<Once chain is attached to desired recipient(s), heave anchor gently overboard.
Do this with care to avoid your friend’s (or your’s) bowel evacuation.>

I think they may have attached the chain to the wrong end.

No for ass on grass!
Yes for excrete on concrete!

Don’t feces? No sh*t.

I call my dog “Handyman”.

Because he does little jobs all over the place.

They have been reading the graffiti on toilet walls: “All feces over 10 pounds must be lowered by chain.”

My dog ate all my bicycle pedal ball bearings.

Last time he had a crap, he machine-gunned the cat.

Why is the の in English???