I feel like I’m in good company here…

If all of these apply to you, step right up and claim your prize!

They added the small sign because somebody got se men on the large one.

If none of these apply to you and you use this gate, you should feel bad, and… oh, come right in!

Feel bad, no worries

At last a gate for etc.

At least they used commas so you don’t mistake them as looking for “disabled elderly pregnant children”…

Pregnant. etc?

Does that mean it is OK to conceive in this lane?

I’m looking for the touchy feely gate.

Finally, a Priority Feel Bad Lane.

OK, but does this one trump the Six Items Or Less Express Lane?

Feelsbadman.

The irony of this Priority Lane,
is that it only shuffles, creeps & waddles
at a snail’s pace forward.

Loving this VIP entrance.
Finally gives those raving younsters a taste of their own medicine.

I am not entrance d by this.

@EM….It may not Trump it, but it is another way of Biden’ your time.