Goes well with hot dogs…

There are soft drinks, and among them, a hard drink.

“Seven Up”
Inches or centimeters? The Cock wishes to know.

They serve hot sodas?? Hot Cock must be very popular.

3 guesses where the cream soda comes from.

Creamy I guess. But no fizz

Something for the birds?

A large Cock, please. NO ICE!!

How much Cock do you want?

Oh, about 12 inches.

You want it with a straw? Ooh, kinky!

@James: Circumference? 😛

A sex addict going home from therapy pops in the store…
“Lemon Seven Up & a Sprite please.”
“Any Cock with that?”
“What! Just don’t start – have you been following me?”

Admittedly there are some outrageous soft drinks in Japan.
Pepsi Ice Cucumber, Sonkory bikkle, Kidsbeer & Coolpis.
But Cock . . . challenge not accepted.

Hot lemon 7 up sounds like chunder material.

No need to buy the world a Cock – hot or otherwise.

Things are plenty screwed up as is.

@Boris….I posted this years ago. I bought a can of Japanese Sesame Drink. I opened it and thought. “How ingenious of the Nips to get the soy seeds to float on top.” Then I tried to drink it, and couldn’t get more than a drop or two of moisture out of it. I then cut the top off the can to find out what ailed it. When I poured the contents into bowl, it became apparent that it was solid sesame seeds. I had no idea what to do with it. I assume it was meant to be a drink,… Read more »

Cock on the rocks: standard order in a gay bar?

@Marum . . . Indeed, they’ll put anything in a can! We should just stick to bottles. Atlease we can see what we’re chugging. (Now a see-through can, there’s an idea.)

I could use a stiff one right about now.

Yes, but will it be Lemon?