Not quite real grass…

I hate to think what the source was.

Turf you say.

Looks like recycled grass.

I see.
The chef is a wabbit.
That may explain something. I’m not sure what. But it may explain it.

Demigrass source – where conspiracy theorists get their information.

This is from genetically modified cows.
They produce square cow-pats.

Smoking demigrass is for halfwits.

@Marum: Someone crossed a cow with a wombat?

(Anybody mystified by this comment needs to google “wombat feces”) 😛

[citation needed] [unreliable source]

@DnT. There is worse. An Echidna has a four headed penis, which it does not pee through.

I’ve seen some half-grassed translations…

An article I read on the Echidna stated. That when an Echidna ejaculates, he uses a different head each time.

I cannot even begin to imagine, how they found that out.

It’s way more different than I expected, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe…

Never mind the engrish, this looks like sh*t on a piss pancake.

Neal’s DeGrassed Rabbit?