Baron von Brewski, at your service…

Come on down Andy!

Shall we start with a beer or go straight the Royal Salute.

The knights hath drank too much, methinks.

So Prince Harry goes there?

I see Megan has finally driven him to drink at last.

He gets a 21 Pot salute.

Warsteiner Premium Verum, EINE KÖNIGIN UNTER DEN BIEREN

The Queen of beers. It is actually a bit of a grammatical joke in German.

I would assume it is as near as the Germans get to a pun….Marum.

Or for the pedantic: A Queen among beers.
One could use zwischen. Which would be: A Queen between beers.

If that is where your preferences lie – that is….M

 ‘It is the man who drinks the first flask of sake; then the second flask drinks the first; then it is the sake which drinks the man.‘ 

Tiger Tanaka to James Bond in; You Only Live Twice (1967? Book 1964.)

OK. All ye fans of Bond. Q: Who was the only lady 007 married who did not die?

It’s for those who pass out from emptying not several bottles, but several breweries.

“Oh, Magic Table – am I dood to grive home, or would I shalk?!”

@EM….You are obviously not fit to steer a Magic Carpet, let alone a magic Table, while you are so mush under the affluence of interhol.

In the UK, how do you tell the difference? Every third person seems sloshed.

The Holy Grail Stein has been seized.
King Arthur Pendrunkard charges Merlin with his most challenging sorcery yet.
Fulfill Camelot’s destiny and conjure forth the awakening of the Round Table
. . . into The Bar Round!

Finally somewhere the blokes can go
when the kids are off at Medieval Times.

Crown lager for everyone!

Drink all night, then spend the next day on the “throne”.