A real dick move…

My casserole is full of eels.

One of these casseroles is self-saucing.

Its a turgid meal really.

With a side prairie oysters.

Meet and potatoes?

Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait till lunchtime!

Those all sound weirdly alike to me.

Our Catserole has real cats.

The Turtle Casserole, was a special order from Michelle.

I remember that bull. His name was Stu.

Maybe we should order 4 hours in advance with the 3rd plate.
Hard meat is not desirable.

Alas poor stew, I knew him well;
A lean and inexorable beast.

You would have to be nuts to go near the Beef Penis Casserole.

It was a dick move to put Beef Penis on the menu.

I don’t get it. Which part of this is incorrect English?

-Also for our VIP Members –
Main vein ragout,
Trouser snake surprise,
& fricassee of one-eyed wonder worm.

…and for dessert: Spotted Dick.