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I’m nice, therefore I am.
Indeed it is.
The sign must be right
I guess so, compared to he alternative.
If you can read this sign, you are alive!
Choose lifenice!
Let’s
exclaimpoint!Mandatory punctuation ahead
Look for the Nicelifekeeping Seal of Approval!
Spotted outside a Uighur re-education facility. Must keep up appearances!
I don’t want my life to be nice.
I want it to be fun.
A staid English couple named Jones,
Grew tired of their tea, jam, and scones,
So they got all exotic,
Tried an Asian narcotic,
And explored their erogenous zones.
An apartment in Nice could be nice.
But would be nicer if so many things the world weren’t trying to kill us.:(
@Lora….But life is so much nicer, when those things fail to kill you. (More precious too)
@Marum: That’s what I would have said; and being Aussies in our 70s, we would know, wouldn’t we? 😉
The Chinese says “Pay attention to safety”. I don’t know how this could be translated so wrong 😛