You had one job…

Individually ruined. Much more interesting than machine-ruined batches of hamburger that all look the same.

So I comes squashed.

So its beaten in some way.

Sounds like Maccas. They have never made an edible burger yet.

It only contains a couple of minced fingers, but that employee doesn’t work here any more.

Main lunch however ruined.

@ Droll not Troll: So, a handburger then? Or maybe a hand sandwich.

Meticulously ruined according to the finest traditions.

Herb stood too close too close to the mincer.

So it now has herb’s in it.

I’m already suspicious of the food here: what kind of “fruit” are they talking about, with the curry? An acquaintance of Lindsay Graham?