Well, I just forget to think about other people…

Let’s magic selfishly

But why. Must be the magic

Let’s get together and I’ll show you how I can make a certain part of my body disappear.

You got ego on your shirt.

There’s nothing up my sleeves.

Not Engrish, just lack of punctuation and modesty.

I put on my robe and wizard t-shirt

It would be magic if he has become a shellfish.

The question would be, of course. What kind of shellfish has he become?

I suppose an “abra-cadabra” is out of the question.

@Marum: With those sentiments, he may be a crushed Asian.

With my magic wand, I can turn you into an ex-virgin, in a second.