Poetry will also keep you inverse…

Just turn them upside-down

Well its not worth crying over.

Rejected lyrics from “The Sky is a Neighborhood”

Inversed? There must be 69 ways to keep your lover.

Inverse cowgirl?

I would have thought, that the inverse of love was hate.

Woo your lover in verse.

Break up with her in prose.

Your taste buds are on the top of your tongue.

So turn your girlfriend upside down.

(For the non-Aussies. I think It is a parody of an old Vegemite ad)

@Marum: If my girlfriend tasted of Vegemite, I’d suspect a yeast infection! 😛

@Chris. I know what “Cowgirl or reverse Cowgirl” is. So I had to ask.

Inverse Cowgirl?

Is that like the lady performing a headstand, while having oral sex with you.

@ Marum: It’s like a reverse cowgirl, but backwards.