Donuts: almost as lucky.

Well, something that rhymes with luck, anyhow.

And we’ll sell you a bowl full of bagel holes for $50.

So what’s that stuck in the hole

When a bagel is a donut. But a hole is hole

Transpose the first 2 vowels and it’s a hole new ballgame.

I’m looking over a hole in a bagel that I overlooked behole!

Yup! Bay girls have the finest holes.

That’s the wrong hole.

D’ough!

You can kiss my hole for luck.

Drive your kids mad. Make square donuts with square holes.
I used to make square Pizzas and cube shaped scone to annoy mine.

@Chris….Then it is not a Bagel.

It is corned-beef.

And all this time I thought it was fire in the hole!

Luck? In the hole? This finally explains its abundant absence!