I’m afraid to ask what the mascot is…

So, you can catch it from anyone in Strathclyde who has two X chromosomes? Consider me warned.

So not a local catch then.

Clam lydia?

Chlamydia, Chlamydia, that encyclopedia,
Chlamydia the Strathclyde lady.

I wonder if they’ve met the VD Girls yet?

I didn’t know you could get STD from a “Glasgow Kiss”.

School nurse seems rather busy.

Och! Thaat’s noo hoo yer mak porrridge.

I wander what the STD XXX could be?