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Tree welcome
And a merry new tree
Thanksgiven
No place like a text place
…for everything you’ve done to me….I mean for me!
Thanks, engrish.com, for merry Christmas times throughout the year!
Let’s treesome!
Yeah! What a treet!
Do the Jolly!
Let’s Thanksmas!
Appropriate for the day, add a comma: Thanks Christ, mas!
You bet. Finally get a day off.
Thanks Christmas! and TB behind you!
Now for the Christian cricket team of the century.
Ricky Pontiff. C. #3B
Adam Gil Christ VC. Wk. #6B
I wondered where the latrine bucket had gone.
3. Greg Chapel #4B
4. Doug Alters #2B
Altars
At least it did not say “Thanks, X’mas”.
Thanks Christmas and a Gratitude New Year!
Christmas replies: “S’no problem. Yule enjoy it.”
You’re welcome, retailers.
Eh, close enough; they’re american: they’re always too drunk to tell whether it’s thanksgiving or xmas
-japanese worker in qc for holiday sign making
@Auntie: Sorry. There’s a “Thanks Xmas” in the background !
The turkeys are thinking: O noes! They’ve made another one of those damned holidays where we get eaten!!
Merry Thanks for your appreciations and a Many Christmas to all!
Thanks Obama!
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Dammit, Easter!
Thanks Christmas for not hardheartedly trampling on it!
That might actually be correct.
all happy christmas
Signed, the turkeys!
And a hairy Chrysalis to you too.
No doubt Santa going down you hole a Christmas
I can’t keep all these holidays straight: is this the next one after Merrygiving?
Well we need a new scapegoat for random things now that Trump and Obama are gone. Thanks, Christmas!