Would you like the armored 40 ounce?
I miss plain old soft drinks…
Photo courtesy of Tish Hodgkinson.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.
(65 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)
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Mmmm! Latex flavour!
Wrapped around one softly
To protect and slurp.
It’s the bottle.
Contains 90% liquid plastic. So that any holes/punctures you sustain, are self sealing.
Like a full-body condom.
Drinks can be very protective, at times keeping their feelings bottled up.
Including R-mor-C Cola.
Soft and protective drinks
for
Soggy and defenseless drunks.
It sounds like a beverage that hugs you and tells you everything’s gonna be okay. Hell, I could use a drink like that, some days.