It could land on hospital…

But he’s been given out.

Hard harts notwithstanding

Yes indeed. It is difficult to pee straight, when the sea is vey rough.

But what is it doing in there, anyway?

Not so careful when out of its head, though.

A crash helmet is also useful for identification purposes. Any accident resulting in a force of more than100Gs. should enable the authorities to find your head still in the Crash Helmet, somewhere is the middle distance from the crash site.

… or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told.

Q: “How’s your head?”
A: “No complaints yet.”

If you’re not careful, someone else could get a head of you.

@Sharon. Especially if it is the Lord High Executioner. (Mikado. G&S)

To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock,
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock….etc etc.

It is NOT Rudy Giuliani’s brain, then.

As is every sailor who doesn’t want it to overflow.

whats in a head
the brain. so stay away from it