I pay, therefore I am.

I pay, therefore I am.

posted on 18 Nov 2020 in Signs

Which came first… the driver or the fee?

Photo courtesy of Guilhem Castagne.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

What came first, the driver or the car.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

That twinkle in your eye will be $50, honey.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

These modern carports!

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
3 years ago

René Descartes had trouble thinking of a good place to park, so he vanished.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

To be, or not to fee…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

You must be alive to drive.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

I can’t drive 55…. or 29… or 16… or any speed.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Unpaid fees will get you cancelled.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Parking attendant: “Mr. Descartes. Have you paid your parking fee?”

Descartes; ‘”I don’t think s….” and vanishes in a puff of logic.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

World’s most ridiculous prepaid plan . Worse than the service provider for my phone.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

They are not in favour of driverless cars.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

What an entrancing idea!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

For $42 you get the answer to life, the universe and… everything!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT we don’t really have autonomous vehicles yet. But when we do it will put Parking Stations out of business. Just think; you have an appointment at the hospital, (usually eats half a day and costs 20 to 30 bucks parking) so you drive in and send your car home. When the visit is finally over, you ring up your car, repair to the Cafeteria, have a cup of coffee and a couple of their cholesterol laden heart-bombs. By the time you are finished, your car should be coming up the hospital driveway. Also interesting is the fact that councils… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum: All this.
And you didn’t mention speeding fines and the like.

bob
bob
3 years ago

Pretium ergo sum.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Shrödinger’s car park

robert
robert
3 years ago

Can I at least pre-date the check?

T M
T M
3 years ago

Please don’t let the City of Chicago see this!

engirlish
engirlish
3 years ago

oops i cannot exsist beacause i didnt pay

Miracle Whip
Miracle Whip
3 years ago

5 bucks…or else.

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