No ifs, ands, or…
Photo courtesy of James Foster. Sign found in a public toilet in Beijing, China.
No ifs but buts
No doubt a ring of confidence
At this hospital you will be treated by their crack staff.
No punctuation, not even a colon?
Colon us any time.
I hear, this place is the A-hole of China.
We work nights.
For where we are going, the sun never shines anyhow.
Which came first, the chicken or the anus?
Our Chicks in Eggs Therapy is World Renowned for curing Anal sickness.
Prayer beads? Nah, ANAL BEADS!
They also have something to do with little peckers, apparently…
Please use rear entrance.
Completely unintelligible.
Da hospital for anus disease yo
Pain? We can help! We’ll crack your crack like a chick cracking its shell!
no ifs or ands, just A N U S
No ifs but buts
No doubt a ring of confidence
At this hospital you will be treated by their crack staff.
No punctuation, not even a colon?
Colon us any time.
I hear, this place is the A-hole of China.
We work nights.
For where we are going, the sun never shines anyhow.
Which came first, the chicken or the anus?
Our Chicks in Eggs Therapy is World Renowned for curing Anal sickness.
Prayer beads? Nah, ANAL BEADS!
They also have something to do with little peckers, apparently…
Please use rear entrance.
Completely unintelligible.
Da hospital for anus disease yo
Pain? We can help! We’ll crack your crack like a chick cracking its shell!
no ifs or ands, just A N U S