Thank god for external hard drives…

So old school.

So dad. How does it smell

Whoever heard of an air-head with a photographic memory?

When you photograph a memory, do you ask it to say “head cheese”?

It may pay to back it up before “Old Timer’s Disease “kicks in.

Virginity also like balloon.

One plick, and it too gone in future.

Forgetting to tie a knot in the end of each memory is what causes brain farts.

Dog, not cat

Memories fade with time, as does the definition of true Engrish.

I don’t use Cloud storage, but I’m pretty sure they don’t use balloons to get the files there.