Just wait til the onion hits my colon…

It felon the floor?

@ Engrish webmaster: Then you will need to defalcate.

Cow rustlers

Poor onion

And for dessert, a slice of impeach pie.

But is it smoothly criminalized?

Goes great with the criminal Elephant.

Now we know how the writer feels about candy corn.

“What are you in for?” “Being on a roast beef sandwich”

And the white baguette is a cereal offender. Bad sandwich!

Any other contraba—I mean condiments, come with this?

Women and children weep in the presence of crime and the onions who relish it.

Okay) No more onion rings)

I bet it was charged with a salt.