Perfect for that empty void…

You can’t touch this!

*Insert gif of hotdog being thrown down hallway*

There is no percentage in drinking this stuff.

It’s like an old Mitsubishi fighter plane landing on your tongue!

I said “Lets’ start with a beer”

Touching

A nonalcoholic drinkable painkiller.

Tastes like nothing.

Japanese drinks are weird. Try some and you will see.
I once bought a can of Sesame flavoured drink. It turned out to be almost solid Sesame seeds, with bugger all liquid. I had no idea what to do with it.

The true taste of nihilism.

This zero-calorie zero-sugar drink makes you feel worthless

Don’t drink 0% if you want zero feel