Only power can touch my heart…
We SHOULD consider housewives!
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We can’t have housewifes cutting their fingers off
For easy insertion.
The way to a woman’s heart is through her juicer.
So, unmarried women can just take their chances?
OK, exactly how much beyond first base is it?
I guess it has no problem cutting right through the sternum into your heart
Advertising ones chopper on grindr…. hmmm.
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