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Ah, steamed bums. An old Skinner family recipe!
This menu is so bad – et really zuccs!
30 minutes later, you’ll be hungry for more education.
-What’s on the menu?
-You know, the usual stuff; wontons, dumplings, soup, etzuccetera.
Mmh, Zanthoxylum schinifolium etzucc sauce, just like my mother made it.
Bugger the Sichuan Pepper.
I’ll have hot English Mustard with my wontons and dumplings.
This sauce will make you into a handyman.
eg….If you get some Sichuan pepper sauce on your esteamed bum, you’ll make bolt for the bathroom.
Sichuan Pepper Sauce Recipe
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17/8/2020 · garlic, red chili peppers, pepper, tomatoes, cumin seeds, dried oregano and 2 more Homemade Hot Pepper Sauce smoked paprika, lime juice, garlic, white vinegar, peppers, bay leaf and 1 more Black Pepper Sauce.
I warned you. In English it’s called The Ring of Fire.
@DnT….
Quote: 30 minutes later, you’ll be hungry for more education.
Advice: 30 minutes later you will be a lot wiser.
And how would you like your bum served.
Anything like barbeque
One steamed bun is kind of a half-assed meal.
@UCity.
Watson! The menu.
Elementary, my dear Holmes. Noodles and dumplings.
Somebody did NOT pass biology, as seen by the “etzucc” (coming from the people who gave the Sichuan pepper its scientific name, Siebold & Zuccarini)
Umm waiter, may I have some more sodium-chlorided margarita please?
I’d be more concerned about the pot stickers, but that’s just me…
Hrrrm. I’ll have the Escherichia Steamed Bun and the Pseudomonas Stickers. Just one of each please.
On a side note, those peppers are the best! Their numbing taste and the spicy taste of hot peppers go well together
For steamed buns?