Please, before it hits the fan!

Clean it if you want, but you still can’t polish a turd.

When life gives you dog sh!t, make poopoo smoothies.

Generally comes in brown

Its called a Donald

Oh, Master, you just bought that new robot vacuum cleaner. May I borrow it? (Hehehe!)

That was the worst episode of “I Dream of Jeanie” ever.

Well, it’s a decent translation, they even translated the ‘oh’ properly…

Merde in China.

如果當我在後門大吼大叫時師父沒有坐在他的啤酒和爆米花旁邊，那可以避免
If Master had not been sitting on his fat ass with his beer and popcorn when I yapped at the back door this could have been avoided!

@ DNT: You can polish a coprolite.

This is a Sirius matter, for a star t.

Definitely one not to be sniffed at.

Let’s start by cleaning out your mouth you poopy little doggo!

@algernon: And the pup is called Lou Doggs.

Oh captain, my captain! I need to make brown.