Gotta work on my sales pitch…

It’s not so terrible to be cool, calm and collected.

You show me your bits and I’ll show you mine.

There’s an exhibitionist with low self esteem.

It stinks see

There are many better versions of me

You need to sort yourself out.

Collection? Don’t put yourself down, put yourself on Craigslist!

I collect potato chips that look like famous people.

If you keep cloning yourself, you will, sooner or later, get it right.

@FB…I saw Jesus in my mashed potato one night.

So I made a small statue of Punchyarse the Pirate, to keep him company.

Should be on the cover of every family photo album.

@FB: When it comes to the crunch, where will you keep them all?

Where was shot in?