Guess that kid in kindergarten wasn’t so weird after all.
Photo courtesy of Rachel Friedman.
Glue puding, super!
comes from old horses
I prefer my beef soup a tad thicker than the average lake.
Take your puding and stickum where the sun don’t shine!
Glue? Probably contains monoglutium sodomite.
“Stop sniffing your puding and eat it!”
Diner: Waiter waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
Waiter: Not surprising Sir. It was ground this morning.
Glue pudding. In honour of the Goddess of the Quick Fix – Aral Dite.
I like a dessert that sticks to my ribs.
@DnT.above. Try sitting closer to the table.
Honestry Osshifer, I’ve only eaten twelve iced lumprings.
I ate a dozen of the gluttonous rice cakes.
I scream for icepink!!!
Glue puding, super!
comes from old horses
I prefer my beef soup a tad thicker than the average lake.
Take your puding and stickum where the sun don’t shine!
Glue? Probably contains monoglutium sodomite.
“Stop sniffing your puding and eat it!”
Diner: Waiter waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
Waiter: Not surprising Sir. It was ground this morning.
Glue pudding. In honour of the Goddess of the Quick Fix – Aral Dite.
I like a dessert that sticks to my ribs.
@DnT.above. Try sitting closer to the table.
Honestry Osshifer, I’ve only eaten twelve iced lumprings.
I ate a dozen of the gluttonous rice cakes.
I scream for icepink!!!