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Mouse or bear
So camedical
Vvery fanny.
I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Please help the eyeless bears! They can’t see their belts are too tight.
Those “hands”!!
I, for one, welcome our ursine robot overlords.
A Bear in front, and a Bear behind.
Do android Bears, dream of electronic Salmon
Jeans as tight as those could produce a camedytoe.
The android bear is made of Titanium. His body, for a given cross-sectional area, is 9 – 10 times stronger than steel, and 1/3 lighter than aluminium. It will also withstand a 25mm armour piercing round.
So! To kill the alien androids, the Earthlings will have to use an U235 type anti tank shell, to pierce his armour. The U235 being nearly double the weight of lead, will disable his inner workings.
From the Book: What To Do If The Furries At The Bottom Of Your Garden Are Aliens.
not into animal camedians
Hello Dispatcher? Can I get some fashion police here?
There’s a bear with no eyes and mouth wearing 1950’s cowboy/sailor attire and he claims to be a Spokesbear for Levi’s jeans. Can I get some help, … quickly?!