Also, don’t look at your eyes…

Duuuuude! Your hands can touch anything but themselves! *Claps* Oh…

Careful with your fly

What do I do with it

When I need some “under” adjustment, it isn’t my hand that I touch.

Why not? I do know where it’s been.

What is the sound of one hand washing?

Q. Why does a young man ask for his lady’s hand in marriage?

A. Because he gets tired of using his own.

OK Tojo. I’ll sit down on the footpath, and bite my nuts instead.

Hands, touchin’ hands,
reachin’ out
touchin’ me
touchin’ you!

Sweet Caroline…

We apologise for the inconsequence.

Wasn’t that Hand Solo? The bloke in Star Whores.