Toyn Hwak wears them!

The sakteo bard– is that like a Vogon poet?

Oh, so this is actually a HOSE.

Scatbord has no wheels

Quantity Project

Don’t forget your eblow pads and hemlet.

I prefer rlloer sakitng

Maybe they meant Sake-to-bard. The more you pour in, the funnier the songs.

The footwear for eating Sakato in.

If you don’t they will think you are crackers.

The footwear for eating Sakato in.

If you don’t they will think you are crackers.

@Droll not Troll – perhaps the shoes offer bardic inspiration?

EDIT: Sakata (Rice crackers)

@DnT. HEMLET: Alas poor Skateboard I knew it well. A device of infinite instability, and profuse contusions.

I think this Bard had too much sake.