Smoking Walk is the only time I get exercise…

Don’t you just hate it when you drunk and disorderly all over your shoes?

This place is not very funner

There’s a place for one more

Is it OK to molest ‘im?

NO SMALKING.

@algernon: Problem is, the next one says DO NOT POST MORE THAN 8 SIGNS.

In no. 8, it looks like they meant DO NOT FRUG.

For the youngsters, the Frug is a dance from the 1960s.

/Get off my lawn.

Smoking while standing still is obviously OK. Unless you’re THE GANGSTER inside a shop of course.

Looks like it is only prohibited to molester furries with bunny ears.

What a relief. I just came here to run with scissors.

DO NOT READ

SO! It is OK to come in and kill people then?

One should not smoke and text, while walking.

If you walk into a post, you may burn your lips.

Good to see that in Japan Gangsters still look like 1930s Chicago mobsters.

As for the second sign from the left, top row.

I would have thought that the decent thing to do, would be indulge in a little foreplay, before buggering Skippy. What would Sonny say?

I am glad to know he was merely picking a pocket.

I thought he was doing something else….Altogether.

@Dr Lex. The black Fedora is the giveaway. I had an Italian friend who used to dress that way, if he was going out somewhere where a suit was necessary. He looked every inch the Mafiosi Tutti. They probably thought I was the Soldato, when we went somewhere together. For in those days when I was training exceptionally hard, I had so much muscle bulk I had to get my suits specially tailored. (Geez! did he pull the chicks. I was happy to get the ones he rejected. They were normally better then the ones I could get by my… Read more »

Hey, as long as I don’t have to wear this stupid mask.

Jesus, what is this-Russia?

Why would a gangster come here? Always a chance of finding cops at a do not shop.

If I had a dollar for every time I saw drunk and disorderly just like the image on the sign during my three years living in Japan, I’d be a frickin’ MILLIONAIRE!

I do not battle, I ass kick.

Why not just say ” Do not Enter!”

Do not battle.
*Angry Yu-Gi-Oh noises*

And here I had a whole day planned out!

Do not battle, light fisticuffs only

“Do not molester”
Okay then.

Do you really think a sign is going to keep The Gangster out?

Thank you for smorking!