Now me job.

You sound degreed.

I hope Cess is happy about that.

Well, congraduations!

Success for 1935

Sign up me

An aluminus of Wassamatta U.

Now I get a doctoration.

Dad got me a sweet gig siting on the board of directors for some Ukrainian petroleum company!

‘Ahm Cess. Pucker up baby.

@FB. I just got a cinchy job in the Ukraine too. I’m the director of a shiny new Russian missile battery. It’s over 50 miles from the nearest air route.

What could possibly go wrong?

I phone!

I not success English class, unfortunately.

@DNT.. That would not be perchance, on the same campus as Shaduppa U?

Is this some kind of meta-school that teaches how to graduate in normal schools?

I bet you could sell a lot of these.
Unfortunately, many “graduationers” would not see anything wrong.

Me one wanting

Very Presidentde!