I may have to brush twice.

Brush your teeth to a waltz rhythm and get it done in 3/4 of the time.

Fake tooth paste, folks. Chocolate mousse out front shoulda told ya.

Minty taste?

But does it clean teeth

I know a gal named Sandy that swears by that brand.

Very fillings.

This toothpaste takes the cake.

Life is uncertain…brush first.

Am I brushing my teeth with icing, or putting toothpaste on my cake?

Using the rhythm method or (Vatican roulette) will not prevent pregnancy.

1.2 billion Roman Catholics of whom 40% live in Latin America, can attest to that.

@Marum: Getting personal lube and toothpaste confused would probably have an effect, though. OUCH!

@DnT. If it is an abrasive toothpaste, it would remind me of the old company:

Hancock and Gore.

I can see that being an obscure 80’s album cover…