Hop is here to stay!

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

Where would step and jump be without it?

And today is International Jumping day

True story, on topic: Found an injured kangaroo by the road this evening, apparently broken leg. Phoned the wildlife people. The ‘roo was eventually euthanised by a guy who was licensed to do so. The joey didn’t live, either.
F**k that lousy driver, who apparently drove off and did nothing to help.

Hop in the hole

Danny and the Juniors are making a comeback!

It’s a Pokémon reference lol

Where was pictured in?

She looks hoppy to be here.

Well, I’ll never give up drinking hop-scotch!

Don’t give up barly either, or you can’t have a good beer.

Isn’t that the slogan from that Chinese restaurant opened by that Irish guy Barry O’Bahma called “Hop and Chang”?

Hops; sugar; malt; and water + time = bliss.

Carpe cervisium.

@DnT. Always be careful of injured kangaroos. They are big strong animals, and can do a lot of damage.
Some 150 years ago, a namesake of mine (ancestor) was shot by an injured kangaroo.

In spit of everything lif is not without hop. (Marilyn Monroe)

Well, Judy Hopps didn’t give up….

Faith, hop, and charity, and the greatest of these is hop

Stop! Stop! you must not hop on pop!

@Marum: Oh, I’m always careful around kangaroos, injured or healthy. I wasn’t going to get close to the injured one anyway, because that made her try to get up, which was only adding to the pain.
Biggest problem with roos is that they are not very vocal. I almost got too close to a pair of sparring males while walking through bush the other day; saw them just in time!
A roo shot your ancestor? We all know that a kangaroo eats shoots and leaves, but WTF?

One could say, that shirt is about as funny as a crutch.
One could…

@DnT. He shot the roo, and walked up to it with the rifle cocked in case he had to administer a coup de grâce. Suddenly the roo lashed out, spun the rifle around, and caused it to discharge. The round hit a bandolier of ammunition he was wearing diagonally across his shoulder, causing a couple of rounds to detonate. The projectiles hit him in the neck, luckily at low velocity, obviously the copper cases went in the opposite direction at high velocity. A clear demonstration of Newton’s third law of motion. He was able to staunch the bleeding, and ride… Read more »

Currection: Brass shell cases.

Edit: Brass shell cases

Woman is saying you need NBA hops if you want to score with her.

Might as well hop! Go ahead and hop!